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“Would you stop that incessant noise!”

Here
I
go to the beach
for
some peace and quiet
and
those
damn gulls
squawk
like it’s new year’s eve!

What the hell
is
wrong
with them?

Flying all over
the
every where

Dive bombing
into
the
sea

You’d think they were delirious

What do birds
eat
anyway?

Maybe they fly
because
they’re
high
to
begin
with!

Damn gulls

Packed up everything
trudged
home
shut the
door
and
now
the sprinklers
are
going off
as
if
it’s fountain time

What the hell
is
with
all
this
joy?

You’d think life was great
the earth
was
awesome
you’d
have to think that!

What the hell is going on?

Oh
wait a second

There it is again

That hand I
feel
on my shoulder
but
there’s never
anyone
there