I cannot believe
these
people
don’t know
who
I
am!
Just hit a grand slam homer to win the world series
hello????????
Or
just bowed for the fifteenth time
standing ovation
for
my Shakespearean virtuoso performance!
And
no
my head is not
in the clouds
repeat
not!
Oh
hey
wait a second
Hold on
Oh
I love that ferris wheel
No
I am not
talking to myself
Or well
ok
maybe a little
But I am not daydreaming
I am
I am
I am
Heyyyyyyyy what if I were President of the United States?
Do you think
I could
make Monday through Friday
a national
holiday?
First thing I am going to do
first thing
I am going to bring back my sister
she
was
way too young to die
so
there
that is first
then
the national holiday
Oh
you want your mom back?
Ok
well
let’s do that too!