I would make
a terrible zombie
particularly if
it means
you really
have to eat
humans
Yuck
I vastly
prefer fruit
Humans
taste like chicken?
My God,
enough
Too salty
too much fat
Too much wiggling
The very idea
is
awful
Awful!
And,
when do you sleep?
Your breath
alone
must be deadly
Your gait unsteady
your
clothes
tattered
I much prefer
being alive
Much
Hence,
a
New Years Resolution:
Remain alive!
Surely
you
must
agree
Oh,
and
should
you know
a surefire
way
to remain
alive
(indefinitely),
and
to be able
to
safely
place
a toe
in
the
water,
please
let us all know
Let us all know!
The toe
in
the water
is
a step
in
the
right
direction!
We could join hands
even