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It was kind
of
funny

I was
sitting there
trying
trying
oh I was trying
to thread a needle
and
the darn
thread
was so unruly

And
above
to the right
there’s God
it’s the
fourth day
or
whatever day
he
(is it a he?)
was
creating
or trying
to
create
the planets
and
wow
wow
was there a lot of cursing going on!

God
was
like
I am telling you
having
an
absolute
conniption fit
a
veritable
hurricane

I had to
stop for
a little
while
and
poked a couple
people
around me

“Look at this!
The Almighty!
Having
a tantrum!”

When
it was
done
when
God rested
he
still
was grumbling

Muttering

I swear I heard
“The hell with it!”
which
frankly
worried me
then
and
may
explain
may
explain
a
lot
I mean
you
know