You are
really
unique

You
went
all that way
to
see
where a dog
came from

and
it was
some kind
of
castle

Someone with
a funny
name
that became
Tweedmouth
you say?

He invented
a
dog?

A very very
special
dog
is that right?

Sir
sometimes
I marvel
at
the madness
of
folks
like you
but

You
are
such a
nice
man

So go
on now
and
we
won’t
lock you up

Tonight

But
officer
a Golden Retriever
actually
is
an
angel

Sir
enough now

Move
on!

Officer
I wish you could see what I do!