I don’t mind
so
much
being
placed on hold
since
it
assumes
I will still be
alive
when someone
answers
Seems
the IRS
is
really after me
and
this
nice
person
(with a strange accent)
is
telling
me
about “Biggggg trouble”
unless
I
get
that
credit
card
ready
Oh
my
oh
my
Honey
the Social Security Administration
just
called
we are in biggggg trouble
with them
too
(and they are so nice)
so do
we
have
any
money
in the cookie
jar?
You know
loneliness
is
a friend
of some
Vulnerability
is
a
very good ally
for
some
Stupidity
well
ok
that too
The world goes round and round
don’t
it?
Scams
be
as plentiful
as
butterflies
in spring
Not quite as pretty
but
sure
are
a lot
of ’em
Scams
If you eat a scam sandwich
you
could
wind
up
puking
money
I might just trademark that!
First though
writing this poem
Send me money
now
if
you
are
reading this
cause
if you don’t
you
will
have
to read
ten more
Un huh
ten!